- Swallow.
- Look in the mirror and say, “Gee, I’m a glazed donut!”.
- Introduce yourself.
- Exit restroom, return to class.
- Tell the officer that it will never happen again.
- Make sure not to leave until letter of recommendation is signed.
- Return
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- Odysseus & the Trojan Whores
- Julius Seize Her
- Gluteus Maximus
- I, Clitoris
- E pluribus unum
- Colossus of Rhodes
- The River Dyx
- Bent Her
- Et tu Boote?
- Oedipus Sex
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- Gay Watch
- The Fresh Queen of Bel Air
- Seinfelch
- Squirt Me Brown
- Bosom Buddies
- Lickit Fences
- Sisters
- Back Door Exposure
- Male Models Inc.
- Serving in Silence
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- Sgt. Billie Joe’s Half-Hearted Futile Sophomore Effort
- Needles Ripped My Flesh
- We’re Rich Now But We Still Dress Like Shit.
- Subverting the Dominant Paradigm – Live!
- Exile On Heroin Addiction Street
- Music To Pierce By
- Our Hair Looks Funny
- Life
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- Rabbi Smurf
- Disgruntled Artist Smurf
- Foreign Exchange SmYrf
- Lactose Intolerant Smurf
- Nation of Islam Smurf
- Oprahmel
- Inbred Smurf
- Illiterate Smerf
- Existentialist Smurf?
- HIV+ Smurf
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- The Heuristic Squelch
- Kipp’s Microbrewery
- Daily Cal
- Newman’s Own Colostomy Bag
- East Germany
- Major League Baseball
- Jason Kidd Condoms
- Grateful Dead Soap Co.
- Berkeley Free Clinic
- Tel Aviv Top Dog
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- Der Weinerschnitzell
- Pending appeal
- Performed abortions
- Democrat
- Prozac ™
- Infected
- Cunnilingus
- Goat fetish
- Conviction
- Stupid-jerk-boss
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- Hoop Reams
- Cum and Cummer
- A River Runs Through Her
- Ed’s Wood
- The Shawshank Penetration
- Natural Born Jizzers
- Entering the Vampire
- Gulp Friction
- Quiz Ho
- Forrest’s Rump
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- “My doctor told me anal sex was the best thing to make it heal fast.”
- “Think of it as Pez(tm) dispenser with a really big head.”
- “Keep looking, it’s got to be in there somewhere.”
- “Get a load of this.”
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- Hookers, firearms, and Dreds – Oh my!
- Graffiti keeps you up to date on local gang activity.
- Transit and transients go hand in hand.
- All the lice (head, pubic, etc.) you can host!
- Correct change gets you a souvenir crack
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