- High Jump
- Synchronized Spliffing
- Bowl Vault
- Jamaican Bobsledding
- Bong Water Polo
- Hemptathalon
- Bowling
- 50m Hash
- JAH-velin throw
- Bong Jump
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- “Chunk”
- Lounge couch has sentimental value.
- They say this year’s Freshman crop is the best since ’86.
- Can never outgrow cheap thrills in co-ed bathroom.
- Now your choice of Drug or Drug-free.
- They’re earthquake safe.
- You’re from Bosnia and Unit
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- Pot Snapple(tm)
- Pot Chex(tm) (try it in part mix!)
- Hash browns
- Pot slurpees
- Pot pot-pies
- Pot sushi
- Pot bagels (with pot schmear at Noah’s)
- Pot beer
- Pot spam
- Pot Ramen
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- Christian fundamentalists are in the minority
- The cutting of his financial funding when his parents find out he got an
earring
- Tofu isn’t innately evil, just misunderstood
- Non-white type people walking around the streets
- Long hair a fashion statement and
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- Tastes great / Less filling
- To provide the inspiration for the Franklin Mint(tm) Civil War Chess
Set.
- So that white men could only exploit women and animals.
- The North was feeling rejected.
- The devil made us do it.
- Oil. (oops,
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- Firing of the White House kitchen staff
- Don’t ask, don’t tell
- Vincent Foster
- Whitewater
- Hillary
- Health Care
- NAFTA
- China
- Haiti
- Bosnia
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- Slantana
- Raw Phish
- Too Short (you know, the rapper?)
- Pearl Harbor Jam
- Sushi and the Banshees
- Snoop Doggy Dogg-eater
- KimCheecago
- Rice-Cube
- Screaming Bonsais
- Toyota the Wet Sprocket
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- A sober woman
- Act I/Act II movie theater
- The Blue Oyster
- Robert Mapplethorpe exhibit
- Cesar Chavez rally
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- Interracial marriages between red and yellow dwarves.
- Used to work in Crayola(tm) factory before chocolate factory.
- They have ingested too many carrots (usually orally, but not always).
- What the hell’s an Oompa Loompa?
- They eat goldfishes.
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- “Calgon, take me away!”
- “Damn, but don’t he look like Charles Manson?”
- “I’ll bet you twenty bucks he rises from the dead.”
- “Hey man, can you do that `water into wine’ bit right now? We’re all kind of thirsty.
- “Jesus
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