- Wanna hear a good joke? There are three guys on a plane, a Black, a Jew, and an Italian…
- Shit, we’re out of wiper fluid!
- You guys ever see “Fearless” with that Jeff Bridges guy?
- Stewardess, another Scotch please.
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- Your RA.
- Pretend you are a narc.
- Call (900) numbers.
- Telekinesis.
- Square dancing.
- Snort Dipsticks and run around on a sugar high.
- Pet-sitting for police drug sniffing dogs.
- Sniffing others’ clothes after they return from Co-op party.
- Virtual kegger.
- Get
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- Slantana
- Raw Phish
- Too Short (you know, the rapper?)
- Pearl Harbor Jam
- Sushi and the Banshees
- Snoop Doggy Dogg-eater
- KimCheecago
- Rice-Cube
- Screaming Bonsais
- Toyota the Wet Sprocket
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- A sober woman
- Act I/Act II movie theater
- The Blue Oyster
- Robert Mapplethorpe exhibit
- Cesar Chavez rally
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- Interracial marriages between red and yellow dwarves.
- Used to work in Crayola(tm) factory before chocolate factory.
- They have ingested too many carrots (usually orally, but not always).
- What the hell’s an Oompa Loompa?
- They eat goldfishes.
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- “Calgon, take me away!”
- “Damn, but don’t he look like Charles Manson?”
- “I’ll bet you twenty bucks he rises from the dead.”
- “Hey man, can you do that `water into wine’ bit right now? We’re all kind of thirsty.
- “Jesus
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- …you wanna Minute Man?
- …who needs liberty when you’ve got libido?
- …wanna get tarred and feathered?
- …I’m into life, liberty, and the pursuit of a good piece of ass.
- …the British are coming, so why ain’t we?
- …you’re suspected for
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- Schindler’s Lick
- In the Body Cavity of the Father
- Ace Ventura: Pet Molester
- The Age of Touching Yourself
- Who’s Eating Gilbert Grape
- The Ladsucker Proxy
- The Joy Suck Club
- Long Cuts
- Reality Nibbles
- Six Degrees of Masturbation
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- “Tastes great” / “Less filling”
- To provide the inspiration for the Franklin Mint(tm) Civil War Chess
Set.
- So that white men could only exploit women and animals.
- The North was feeling rejected.
- The devil made us do it.
- Oil. (oops,
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- Players’ inability to count led them to believe that they were in fact ahead.
- Unanimous decision made by players to spend more time on schoolwork.
- Team was paid off by Clinton administration so that Arkansas would win.
- Death of John
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