Tag Archives: Steve Weiss

Shortage Feared

Thousands of people may be affected by an ovary shortage expected to hit Berkeley by the end of the month. “We ask that people remain calm and do not resort to hoarding ovaries,” said Berkeley Mayor Shirley Dean, hoping to … Read More

ASUC Squabble Solved

The intervention of professional wrestler Randy “Macho Man” Savage was needed to settle a dispute between ASUC executive officials Sanjeev Bery and Lee Fink on Friday.

Wielding a steel folding chair, Savage came to the aid of Bery, ASUC external … Read More