You may have noticed already that the male populace of Berkeley can be separated into five categories. Follow in the footsteps of these bastions of manliness as I take you through the steps of finding, courting, and capturing your own … Read More

Ah, spring. Is there no greater joy in life than to watch the change of the seasons and to witness the rebirth of a fresh, green world? Well, not if you’re a freakin’ pre-med. Yes, that’s right my friends, it’s … Read More

Oski: I want to get one thing straight – I’m not gay. You assholes are always implying that I’m gay. I’ve had all the girls of the Pac-Ten, if you know what I mean.

HS: Moving right along …

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Moving out on my own for the first time has opened up a whole new weird, wild world to me. My mommy isn’t here any longer to give me cookies and warm milk at night, the magic laundry fairies have … Read More