Myth #1: If you walk in the rain without an umbrella, you will catch cold.
Studies have actually shown that, while the low body temperatures usually experienced when caught in the rain can reduce the effectiveness of your immune system, … Read More
Tag Archives: Bret Heilig
Penguin Publishing
Dear Mr. Shakespeare…
Dear Mr. Shakespeare,
Our reviewer has gone over your recent submission, The Complete Works of William Shakespeare. While we feel the work shows great ambition and promise, we regret that we cannot publish it at this time. Enclosed, please … Read More
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An Interview with Sisqo
Squelch: Hi Sisqo, thanks for coming down to the office on such short notice.
Sisqo: No problem. What would you like to talk about?
Guys: What, what, what?
Squelch: Uh, what’s the deal with these guys?
Sisqo: Oh, they’re always … Read More
Local Idiots Stumble Upon Printing Press
Student tittered briefly last week as _ The California Patriot _, making its official publishing debut, delivered a walloping dose of healthy conservative thought to the UC Campus. Featuring several correctly spelled words and displaying a keen sense of how … Read More
UC Berkeley Doles Out Justice
Looking to respond simultaneously to student complaints about the horrible lack of variety in campus dining facilities, and to student concerns about the lack of justice in official UC policies, the UC Berkeley administration has announced the implementation of a … Read More
