Author Archives: The Squelch

Top Ten Best Times to Use Comic Sans

  1. When you’re not exotic enough for Papyrus
  2. Toddler obituary
  3. Quirky high school teacher’s Powerpoint presentation
  4. Your iCarly spect script
  5. When Windings just won’t cut it
  6. Funeral announcement for people you hate
  7. Ironic tattoos
  8. When your roommate’s paper is due in
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Top Ten Totalitarian Children’s Books

  1. Curious George Disappears After Asking Too Many Questions
  2. Redistribution of Treasure Island
  3. The Big Friendly Gulag
  4. Goodnight, Coup
  5. Alice’s Adventures in the Rhineland
  6. The True Story of the Three Capitalist Pigs
  7. Cloudy With a Chance of Rations
  8. Our Glorious Leader
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