Author Archives: The Squelch

Volume 9- Issue 1

Top Ten Canadian Things

September 1, 1999
  1. Poland
  2. The Canadian Dream
  3. “Bye, bye Miss Canadian Pie”
  4. Guess Who’s hit song “Canadian
    Woman”
  5. War
  6. David Bowie’s “Young Canadian”
  7. Canadian Graffiti
  8. 0.33-meter-long hot dogs
  9. Canadian cheese singles
  10. American bacon
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Volume 9- Issue 1

Top Ten Things Said by Romance

September 1, 1999
  1. “No, seriously, what the fuck is
    romance philology?”
  2. “What the fuck is romance
    philology?”
  3. “The new guy’s double majoring
    in something useful. Kill him.”
  4. “Some of us don’t need to earn
    money after college, Mr. Bourgeois
    Oppressor.”
  5. “Some guys are
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Volume 9- Issue 1

Top Ten Things Overheard At The Morgue

September 1, 1999
  1. “That’s not rigor mortis!”
  2. “We’ve secretly replaced the embalming fluid with Folger’s Crystals… let’s watch.”
  3. “You’re right – it does taste just like chicken!”
  4. “Where does this piece go?”
  5. “Well, if she hadn’t died, she’d be 18 by now…”
  6. “I
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