- He takes notes when the handicapped students are talking
- Forty year old in the front row still talks too much, but about keeping his thumbs
- Pete Rose is scheduled to be a guest lecturer
- Office hours held in bar at Caesar’s Palace
- Most of your statistics homework revolves around Brett Favre’s throwing percentage
- Keeps asking you to start his car for him while he waits behind a brick wall
- GSIs keep talking about
- You got a 93% on last test, but got a B- for failing to beat the spread
- Instead of taking half a grade each day your paper is late, breaks your knees
- Keeps trying to make you double-down on your final grade
