- You’re a terrier and dogs look stupid wearing clothes.
- Because that shit is hot.
- It’s a parade, and you’re showing off your new set of clothes to all yoursubjects.
- How else is anyone going to see your cock ring?
- Do you want to get into the Haas School of Business or not, youfucking crybaby?
- About to take a shower.
- To the reduce anxiety of the orator.
- It’s the final exam, you haven’t been to class all semester and you’redreaming.
- Because I paid for dinner.
- Because you’re all out of naked.