Volume 5- Issue 3 Top Ten Benefits of AC Transit December 1, 1994 top ten Hookers, firearms, and Dreds – Oh my! Graffiti keeps you up to date on local gang activity. Transit and transients go hand in hand. All the lice (head, pubic, etc.) you can host! Correct change gets you a souvenir crack pipe… no wait, that’s on BART. Who can resist a 127-year-old man telling you the graphic details of his prostate cancer? A varied array of smelling delights. You can pick up handy recipes for corn, human flesh, welfare cheese and much, much more. One gets a much better understanding of the wonders of urine through hands-on (feet-on) Pre-teens laughing at your clothes builds character.
