- Grow a thin mustache
 - Smoke cigarettes and look cool
 - Pop that kid’s damn balloon
 - Tell every French person you meet, “Gee, how ’bout that Maginot Line?”
 - Fall in love with a beast
 - Try to step in the exact same place where Blossom stepped in that one episode
 - Be yet another slutty American coed
 - Drive on the left side of the road
 - Loudly measure things in Imperial Units
 - Paint Easter “Oeufs”