- Turning frown upside down
- Y’ain’t got no neck
- Hiccups
- You just invented a new language in which “upside down” means “curtains.”
- To protect yourself from that one serial killer who only kills right-side-uppies.
- You’re a dyslexic bat in bizarro land
- You’re an American flag in Berkeley
- You’re a crucifix in hell
- So you can ask other people “how’s it standing?”
- You stole a horse …. in Australia.