Volume 12- Issue 3 Top Ten Reasons the University won’t give you your Degree November 1, 2002 top ten Underwater basketweaving prereq. not met For your own good “Readin’ Stuff” not an approved major. Yet. The library wants their book back Because you’re sponsored by Old Spice They did, it was in Kelvin 119.5 units The “chalk dust incident” You have no hands with which to take it You’re dumb
