Volume 12- Issue 2 Top Ten Things Tom Holmoe is Doing Right Now October 1, 2002 top ten Sleeping in gutter Trying to throw bricks through Tedford’s window Buying new polo shirts Watching Cal Games with the sound off, pretending he’s coaching Sitting in a bathtub of peach schnapps eating ice cream and watching 24 straight hours of “Who’s the Boss” Starting ineligible players Writing memoir titled I Came, I Saw… Yeah Fucking us from the grave Pondering 15-40 lifetime record Moving on
