- Sleeping in gutter
- Trying to throw bricks through
Tedford’s window - Buying new polo shirts
- Watching Cal Games with the sound
off, pretending he’s coaching - Sitting in a bathtub of peach schnapps
eating ice cream and watching 24
straight hours of “Who’s the Boss” - Starting ineligible players
- Writing memoir titled I Came, I Saw…
Yeah - Fucking us from the grave
- Pondering 15-40 lifetime record
- Moving on
