Top Ten Surprise Beanie-Baby Releases for Christmas ’98

Junkie: Chipmunk with track marks in all his cute wille fuzzy-wuzzy radial artery
Chippy: Chigger with authentic skin-burrowing pincers
Mangy: Half-starved Telegraph black Labrador
Clampy: Lamprey that attaches to other toys and sucks their blood
Breathless: Fetal pig in jar of formaldehyde
Roly-Poly: Dungbeetle with scratch- n-sniff poo balls
Ignatius: Iguana with anatomically correct bifurcated penis
Hipster: Hippo with baby swallowing jaw-clamp action
Trippy: The tri-testicular tarantula
Baby Rattle: Rattlesnake with super bite action and real working venom