- “They will be brought to justice or justice will be brought to them.”
- “Is she typing everything I say? Even ‘blarvemarf’?”
- “Not not not not not guilty.”
- “The only thing separating you from me is a law degree, a shitload of law experience, a bench appointment, and whatever else you need to be a judge.”
- “I killed that guy. That guy who died. I killed him.”
- “I didn’t see who took your gavel; I was too busy paying attention to the new gavel I just got.”
- “You can’t be the judge, you’re a woman!”
- “What the hell kind of stupid bullshit is that, your Honor?”
- “It’s my Bible now.”
- “Like the whole whole truth?”
