- Stand on him and urinate
- Get him a job in Hollywood
- Become international celebrity, get cancer, make baldness trendy
- Read something
- Be a pro-Semite, whatever that is
- Make yarmulkes out of Nazi flags
- Bank
- Vote for someone who isn’t Buchanan
- Say very quickly, “Someone who recognizes the forgery of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion says what?”
- Register “lilhitler@gmail.com” first
