Volume 13- Issue 6 Top Ten Signs You’re in a Bad Ninja School April 1, 2004 top ten Newsweek ranked it #153 based on AP “Silently Assassinating Lord Toranaga of the Ponzu Province” Scores Teachers predominantly Dutch Chuck Norris gives commencement speech EVERY YEAR Professor of Stealth: Jimmy Cymbal-Shoes Other ninja schools consider you a ninja party school Mascot = goose with penis stuck in a mousetrap Classes mostly involve watching The Karate Kid on Laserdisc School colors are hot pink and fluorescent yellow They’re busing in minority ninjas from other districts Large class size
