_First Date _
Margaret: …then he said he could never marry me. I guess I’ve been afraid of a serious relationship ever since.
Mega: Bzzzzz. Bzzzzz.
Margaret: Ohh thank you. You’re right, I do deserve better.
Mega: Bzzzz.
Margaret: I’ve had a great time too. I feel like you’ve really gotten to know me. On the inside.
Taking Home to Parents
Dad: He could stand to clean up a little.
Mom: Steven!
Margaret: Dad, you just don’t like him because he’s from Japan.
Mom: Besides, Mega seems nice. He’s fairly quiet, and isn’t abrasive.
Dad: Yeah, but that mother-of-pearl coloring makes him seem way too effeminate.
Margaret: Dad!
[buzzing off in the distance]
Mom: We better get him before he scares the dog.
The Honeymoon
Mega: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzz-
zzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzz
[sound of battery package being opened]
Mega: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-
ZZZZZZZZZZZ
The Affair
Margaret: I’ve found someone else. Someone who makes me feel more… comfortable.
Mega: Bzz…?
Margaret: His name is Magician’s Rabbit. His anal attachment is able to give me something special that you are, well, missing.
Mega: Bzz…!
Margaret: Put down that chair, you’re acting crazy!
[crashing, screaming, then silence]
Mega: Bzz? Bzz? BZZZZZZZZZZ!!
[sobbing]
