The “Massage Therapists” Union made “head lines” this week by heavily publicizing its “legal action.” While the specific details of this “legal action” remain unclear, union spokesperson Angelina Silk described it as including anything from “physical evidence” and “oral arguments” to “backroom deals” and “restraining orders.”
Looking for further information, a group of reporters “pressed deeper” and discovered that, if necessary, Silk would be willing to “take the fifth.”
In other news, massage therapy is a truly legitimate profession in the midst of a serious legal battle.
