- Grow a thin mustache
- Smoke cigarettes and look cool
- Pop that kid’s damn balloon
- Tell every French person you meet, “Gee, how ’bout that Maginot Line?”
- Fall in love with a beast
- Try to step in the exact same place where Blossom stepped in that one episode
- Be yet another slutty American coed
- Drive on the left side of the road
- Loudly measure things in Imperial Units
- Paint Easter “Oeufs”
