Volume 12- Issue 5 Top Ten Things Found by Lewis & Clark (while Dreaming) March 1, 2003 top ten Thomas Jefferson’s evil plot to tip all the cows A job! (Those hippy slackers) That bartering sucks Lewis held captive by Lex Luther; Clark changes quickly in a phone booth, saves Lewis. Elvis, Osama, the Missing Link, and Sasquatch, all playing 5-card draw in Atlantis A clean, completely renewable source of fuel Warm and sunny Southwest coast, not shitty Northwest coast Sacagawea’s slutty sister Prairie cats Waterfall made of butter
