- Blue and Yellow mixed together, smartass
- Your mom’s crotch. Seriously, she should get that checked.
- Green Lantern, jealous
- A gangrenous leprechaun
- I’m serious, have you tried this Palmolive?
- Green Apple Palmolive. It smells as good as it looks. It’s incredible.
- St. Patrick’s Day Palmolive
- Popeye’s crap
- A Green polar bear in a green blizzard at the North Pole
- Ralph Nader smoking a joint on St. Patrick’s Day
