Volume 12- Issue 4 Top Ten Things to Do With Five Minutes Left January 1, 2003 top ten Win a gold medal in the 800 meters at the Special Olympics. Complete an unsatisfying ab workout. Wait patiently for the supervillain to explain his detailed plan. Cut the black wire … No, the yellow wire! Be a dick and cram in 30 minutes of material. Mark “C” for all the rest. Listen to over half a Weezer album. Don’t come! Wish for metric time (more seconds). Panic because now there’s only 3 minutes left.
