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Volume 12- Issue 4

Top Ten Replacements for Rock, Paper, Scissors

January 1, 2003
top ten
  1. Trial by jury.
  2. Christmas, Hanukkah, Commercialism
  3. Growing up, you dorks.
  4. A unitary autocratic dictatorship.
  5. Embryo, fetus, baby
  6. Chicken, egg, chicken, no wait….
  7. Christian, Jew, Muslim
  8. Mossimo, Stussy, No Fear
  9. White, Black, Asian
  10. Russian roulette.
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