- I’m gay, you’re gay, we’re all gay
- You can help yourself to Mom as long as you pretend you’re me
- The babysitter’s dead
- I hide the porn in the veggie crisper
- Your mother was adopted
- I “make love” to your mother, but I “fuck” the dog
- Your mother’s barren, so you must have her children
- Your mom’s cooking sucks
- Sometimes I just want to be held
- Son, I’m your mother. Also, this is a paradox
