- Standing on block of ice with a moose around his neck
- Standing on block of ice with a noose around his neck
- Father’s Day gift includes coupons for chores and coupons for crack
- In lieu of posters, nails old blocks of cheese to wall
- Uses the word “autumn”
- He’s grown too big for his jar
- While your other teen isn’t troubled, she’s fucking the one you’re worried about. You’re worried about both now.
- Equipped with Pop-O-Matic bubble
- Doesn’t notice replacement of Gap clothing with Old Navy knockoffs
- Still breast fed, and you’re not lactating anymore
