- Put it in her butt. Dude.
- Greet your spouse at the door wearing nothing but a brand-new attractive body
- With luv
- Push twin beds back together
- Have a hot steamy date eating hot steamy lobster in a hot steamy vat of boiling water
- Buy matching denim pantsuits
- Slam it to the left (if you’re having a good time), shake it to the right (lemme know that you feel fine), shake it to the front (ha! ha!), hi-see-ya, hold tight
- Have more children to remind you of the youth to which you can never return
- Tandem bicycle
- Remarry your loved one and have resex
