- In little kid voice: “Once … this time … once upon this time … I…once ….this time…I fucked my dog.”
- “Puck, Why you steeeck your fingers in my pee-a-nut butter?”
- “Can I have the needle when you’re finished with it?”
- Punch the nurse in her belly
- “So, saran wrap and a rubber band can be considered ‘protection,’ right?”
- [Foam at the mouth]
- Just before she sticks you with the needle, grab her shoulder, look at her with your eyes as wide as possible and say “FOR STALIN AND MOTHER RUSSIA!!!”
- “I don’t have anal sex…I have BLOODY ROUGH ANAL SEX.”
- “Just watch out for the track marks, okay?”
- “I wanted to save you guys some time so I put it in this bucket.”
