Volume 11- Issue 3 Top Ten Worst Things to Hear During Sex December 1, 2001 top ten “Yeah, this is pretty good. I guess.” “Perforated condoms really let my dick breathe.” “Not only am I underage, I’m also a cop.” “It’s okay, I can’t get pregnant; I’m a man.” “They’re both stuck.” “It’s stuck.” “This is a lot better than that video I saw in Health class … today.” “I’m going back for my Rolex.” “Daddy, stop hurting Mommy.” “My diaphragm broke. No, the one I breathe with.”
