- “Yeah, this is pretty good. I guess.”
- “Perforated condoms really let my dick breathe.”
- “Not only am I underage, I’m also a cop.”
- “It’s okay, I can’t get pregnant; I’m a man.”
- “They’re both stuck.”
- “It’s stuck.”
- “This is a lot better than that video I saw in Health class … today.”
- “I’m going back for my Rolex.”
- “Daddy, stop hurting Mommy.”
- “My diaphragm broke. No, the one I breathe with.”
