Top Ten Changes in Post-Taliban Kabul

  1. Everything no longer different now

  2. Kabul-3’s new armored buildings retract underground when attacked

  3. New spring break destination
  4. Deposed President gets un-hanged
  5. Women still treated like idiots, but get to wear tank tops
  6. Bin Laden posters half-price
  7. Upswing in Nancy Drew book sales as little girls learn to read
  8. Sun blocked out by kite-filled sky
  9. Everyone happy, content, free
  10. Hard Rock Cafe: Kabul