UC Berkeley sophomore Daniel Johnson described himself as being “really creeped out” after happening to run across a recent poster of popular teenage actresses Mary Kate and Ashley Olson. The poster featuring the two pixies who costarred with funnyman Bob Saget on the ABC sitcom “Full House” was seen by Johnson at Berkeley poster shop “Beyond the Wall.”
“I mean, I was just looking through the posters, trying to find that awesome Victoria Silverstedt, when I saw this one,” Johnson told reporters. “I almost bought it, because I thought they looked cute and I have a thing for twins, but then, like, I took a closer look and realized it was those two girls from ‘Full House’ and I got really freaked out. I mean, I watched that show when I was 10 and now they’re like grown up, you know, they have ‘thingies,’ man.”
When asked to clarify what he meant by “thingies,” Johnson continued, “But, it’s okay, right? I mean, aren’t they 16 now? That’s almost legal. Dude, what am I saying? I’m fucked up.”
Neither the Olson twins nor their thingies were available for comment.