- Dress up as a sexy female Loch Ness monster, keeping you true non-monster identity secret until the
- French kiss someone who already has the Loch Ness monster.
- Turn the world upside down, and handily catch the monster as it falls.
- With honey, rather than vinegar
- Paint a fake tunnel onto the Loch wall
- Pour arsenic in the Loch. Monster dies. Go home.
- Pour salt in the Loch, and continue pouring salt in the Loch until the monster floats to the surfac
- In a really big baseball glove
- With Loch Ness monster paper
- Send him a Crushlink email
