- You saw the stereo you just bought for $399 at Best Buy for $329.
- There are two friends in your apartment, and enough alcohol for fifty
- You’re eating Super-Sized fries.
- You’re old and white, but your wife doesn’t look old…she may be white
- You’re naked, your car is gone, and the bitch that gave you blue balls is driving it
- You’re holding a degree from Stanford
- It’s got a spoiler, a subwoofer, and chromed hubcaps, but it’s still just a Honda.
- Your triple bypass bill gave you a heart attack
- You’re driving an 18-wheeler loaded with vanilla pudding
- Your front teeth are gold plated and people now call you B-Dog
