- “You’re just a frizzy haired white woman making a comfortable wage, what are you gonna do about it?
- “If by ‘floss’ you mean ‘masturbate,’ then yes.”
- “No, but you can keep what you find.”
- “What do you think these birds are for?”
- “It’s just not realistic when you have braces.”
- “Where do you think these fajitas come from?”
- “No need, since I pulled every other tooth.”
- “It’s hard when you suck on raw sugar cane all day.”
- “Isn’t that what I pay you people for?”
- “No. Have you been douching?”
