- Only dustbust really dangerous dirt
- Turn off heater, begin sleeping in oven
- Let Grandpa die with dignity
- Only wash car when you have a full load
- Shave balls with disposable razor
- Unplug yourself, if you’re an appliance or robot
- Rapidly flip lights on and off, so that they’re off half the time
- Pump CO directly into car instead of letting gas fill garage
- Physically visit server locations for web browsing
- Shake vibrator and make humming sound
