Volume 10- Issue 1 Top Ten Reasons Your Penis Hang to the Left September 1, 2000 top ten They can’t both hang right Futile attempt to point out your shoe lace is untied Your tendency to use it has a kick stand while lying down It’s signaling to change lanes The right-hand rule Sympathy for lumpen proletariat Signals preference for counter-clockwise circle jerk Larger and more domineering right testicle Lunar gravitational pull Your girlfriend’s vagina hangs right
