Volume 9- Issue 3 Top Ten Alternate Endings For The Alphabet Song February 1, 2000 top ten FIN 10 minutes of, “Naaaa na-na na-na, nana nanaaaa…” Can I go now officer? Big bird, get your finger out of my ass. Oh yeah! I’m going to cum! Oh yeah! Here’s your Ethnic Studies Degree. Bee-otch. Second verse, same as the first. Now in Russian! Next time won’t you pee on me?
