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I skinned my knee!
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Courtney’s dirty whoredom
- Aiding and abetting the Prince of Norway
- Chancellor Berdhal’s Purple Probe (Ford, that is)
- The asbestos that may, at times, be present in the Res Halls
- Hiring a Mormon as the head football coach
- Botulism
- Period three days late
- Stealing the look and feel of MacOS
- Post-graduate ignorance
