- “What’s that horrible stench?”
- “That’s it. I’m an atheist.”
- “What did I ever do to you?”
- “Why do you always say such
disgusting things?” - “Oh, great. Now I have to kill myself.”
- “But what about that D-, professor?
- “I’d go out with you if you didn’t make
me vomit.” - “Get out of here before I call the
police.” - “I never knew you could be so funny.”
- “I don’t date people that give me
hideous nightmares.”
