- Christopher Reeve
- Internet porn
- Angst
- You, Barry Kurtz, you
- Smurfette
- My Little Pony
- Molly Hooper
- Gonorrhea
- Posh Spice
- Kathie Lee Gifford
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- First syllable of a Canadian apology
- Man, my ass is
- Eye (Evans Hall)
- Festering
- Dino
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- Hitler
- Julia Child
- Jenny Craig 11 months of the year
- The Notorious B.I.G.
- Cookie Monster
- Kenyon Jones
- You, Barry Kurtz, you
- BobaFett
- Joe Eskenazi
- Fiona Apple
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- Tysberg Address
- Your shit together
- Da Fuck Out
- A life
- Funky
- Down
- In line
- Bent
- Out and push
- High, Stupid, and AIDS
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- Sorority sisters found out she was literate.
- Writer’s cramp
- Chancellor Berdahl was impotent (politically, we mean)
- Depleted ova
- She’s not ready for a relationship. It’s just moving too fast.
- She got fired after casually commenting that Joe Eskinazi wasn’t funny
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- I’m leaving you Alex.
- Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
- Where is the keg, bra?
- What is the frequency Kenneth?
- Where is the beef?
- Who is scruffy looking?
- Whaddup?
- What does this button do?
- What’s love got to
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- Center, Hollywood Squares
- Paying his American Express Bill
- Cal Football Coach
- Psychic Friend
- Heroin Addict
- White House Intern
- Bad Actor
- Bounty Hunter
- Girl’s Gym Teacher
- Rabbi
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- Posting bail
- Talking the talk without walking the walk
- White House Internship
- Running out of money
- Visiting you
- Accepting ovaries
- Reading the Squelch
- That thing they do
- Mountain Dew<sup>TM</sup>
- Watching Moesha
- The Hustle
- The laundry
- Their tax return
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- Pimp Wheels
- Olestra Surprise
- Crack Ahoy!
- Tagalogs
- Tossed Salad
- Yeasty Beasties
- Sex Sandwich
- Don’ Eat ‘Dose
- Shin Splints
- Samoans
- Pappy Pap Smears
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- My dad says my brother gives better head than I do.
- Ben Franklin invented electricity.
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