- More people that listen to rap music, less people that can understand it.
- “Yo Quiero Taco Bell” Chihuahua replaced by “Yo Quiero Apple Pie” Labrador.
- Influx of tornadoes, trailer parks appear on Memorial Glade.
- Native American Studies becomes “Injun Studies.”
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- Reebok Pumps
- The scutellosaurus
- Hypercolor T-shirts
- Columbus Day
- Earth Day
- Slap bracelets
- <I>The Love Boat</I> (What? DAMN!)
- The Soviet Union
- Parachute pants
- Hitler
- Prohibition
- Diversity at Cal
- <I>Fame!</I>
- <I>Police Academy</I> movies
- Slavery
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- It’s the Dagobah System
- The Little Department That Could
- Smoke-easy’s
- Three words: Golden Bear Chili
- Financial Aid Office communicating with alien overlord
- Swamp gas
- 80’s rock videos being filmed in there.
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- Russian Brides for Pennies on the Dollar
- Re: Dundant Top Ten
- Re: efer
- Re: Gis and Kathy Lee
- Re: bar
- Re: turn of the Jedi
- Re: Me Fa So La Tee Doe
- Re: straining order
- Re: eeecola
- Re: Re: <FWD>
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- There’s a fire
- You want to beat off.
- Your pants are on fire.
- To pet the Dalmatian.
- Mynocks
- lt doesn’t matter, as long as you did it By Any Means Necessary.
- Because it’s your God given right. What are you?
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- Flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong
- Waiting for Godot
- A Street Punk Named Desire
- Venetian Merchant
- Security Monitor
- Karamazov brother
- The Last Mohican
- Dead Salesman
- Men
- Mice
- Translating at the English Embassy
- Au
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- Biggest Bomb with SNL Cast Member
- Best Prosthetic Penis
- Kevin Bacon Lifetime Achievement Award
- Biggest Kevin Costner Failure
- Best Samuel L. Bronkowitz Production
- Most Predictable Ending
- Best Disney Perversion of a Classic Fairy Tale or Historical Event
- Best of the
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- Hitler
- Julia Child
- Jenny Craig 11 months of the year
- The Notorious B.I.G.
- Cookie Monster
- Kenyon Jones
- You, Barry Kurtz, you
- BobaFett
- Joe Eskenazi
- Fiona Apple
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- Tysberg Address
- Your shit together
- Da Fuck Out
- A life
- Funky
- Down
- In line
- Bent
- Out and push
- High, Stupid, and AIDS
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- Sorority sisters found out she was literate.
- Writer’s cramp
- Chancellor Berdahl was impotent (politically, we mean)
- Depleted ova
- She’s not ready for a relationship. It’s just moving too fast.
- She got fired after casually commenting that Joe Eskinazi wasn’t funny
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