Morphine
Bidet
Teleport
Morph
Puree
Help! I’m being repressed!
Belly
Ctrl + Alt
Fire! – Just kidding
Booty call
The Orkin Man
Ghostbusters
Expectorate
On
Button, button, who’s got the button?
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Wasn’t that the guy who had a 4.3 GPA in high school but then got addicted to drugs because of his numerous allures in this overly-competitive environment and is now
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I’m leaving you Alex.
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Where is the keg, bra?
What is the frequency Kenneth?
Where is the beef?
Who is scruffy looking?
Whaddup?
What does this button do?
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Center, Hollywood Squares
Paying his American Express Bill
Cal Football Coach
Psychic Friend
Heroin Addict
White House Intern
Bad Actor
Bounty Hunter
Girl’s Gym Teacher
Rabbi
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Posting bail
Talking the talk without walking the walk
White House Internship
Running out of money
Visiting you
Accepting ovaries
Reading the Squelch
That thing they do
Mountain Dew<sup>TM</sup>
Watching Moesha
The Hustle
The laundry
Their tax return
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Pimp Wheels
Olestra Surprise
Crack Ahoy!
Tagalogs
Tossed Salad
Yeasty Beasties
Sex Sandwich
Don’ Eat ‘Dose
Shin Splints
Samoans
Pappy Pap Smears
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My dad says my brother gives better head than I do.
Ben Franklin invented electricity.
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Swamp Ass
The Fall of the Old Republic
Casa Z
Impotence
Mentos
Batman and Robin
Seinfeld’s cancellation
The Republican Party
Dwinelle
The Back Street Boys
Cal sports
Herpes
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Chia ate-a my pizza
Kia Sephia
Chia Chia Bang Bang
And Chong
Pregnancy Test
Jesus
Chia Rodriguez
Chia Guevara
Sinead O’Conner
Ed Asner
Pubes
Don King
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It’s the Dagobah System
The Little Department That Could
Smoke-easy’s
Three words: Golden Bear Chili
Financial Aid Office communicating with alien overlord
Swamp gas
80’s rock videos being filmed in there.
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