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Those weren’t really fetal pigs.
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I think you got me wet.
- I’m Batman.
- Today’s self-addressed stamped postcard is brought to you by the letter F.
- Want to know how your mother got an A in this class?
- Your check bounced.
Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten Cool Hood Ornaments
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Mangled tricycle and small child
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Washington Monument
- Kevin Bacon!
- Brick wall
- Totem pole
- Jesse Helms
- Rocket launcher
- Neon middle finger
- A beard
- Bambi
Top Ten Things We Can Expect to See in the Star Wars Prequel
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Optimus Prime
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C3P0 killing John Connor
- The token Black guy getting killed
- A token Black guy
- A pre-pubescent Chewbacca
- The icy planet of Hoth
- Kevin Bacon!
- Midgets in alien costumes
- Waldo
- The Emperor’s new clothes
Top Ten Nefarious Government Projects at UC Berkeley
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Haas Pavilion
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Dwinelle Psychological Warfare Division
- KGB operatives in the Math Department
- Ninja Warrior ROTC
- Mengile’s Tang Center
- Haas School of Nefarious
Government Projects - Soylent Rib-B-Q’s
- STD research at DG
- Cutting monkey’s eyes open and watching them bleed
- Soda Hall
The American Film Institute’s Top Ten Fisting Movies
- Schindler’s Fist
- The Horse Fisterer
- Fist Fucking Nuns on Acid
- Fister Act 2
- Fisting Miss Daisy
- Nell (Director’s Cut)
- Fisting Private Ryan
- Don’t Tell Mom the Babyfister’s Dead
- Gorillas in the Fist
- Stop or My Mom Will Fist
Top Ten Barnyard Religions
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Calfolicism
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Scientology (It’s all horse shit.)
- Hatched Again
- Tridactyl Talon of God
- Moos for Jesus
- Islamb
- Seventh Hay Adventist
- Baa Hai
- Cattle prod-estantism
- Henduism
Top Ten Rejected Frozen Fusion Supplements
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Love
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Nougat
- Pho?
- 100% Pure Funk
- Horchata
- Beef
- Irami Osei-Frimpong
- Eye of newt
- Flava
- Uranium hexaflouride
Top Ten Serbian Video Games
- Tetricide
- 1000-Year Fight
- Dig Dug Mass Graves
- Balkanoid
- Race Invaders
- Ecco the Dolphin
- Global Thermonuclear War
- Super Milosevic Brothers
- Bomberman
- Rad Raper
Top Ten Fascist items found in the DC
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Norma, the DC Manager
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Saddam’s Republican Gardenburgers
- German Chocolate Cake
- The Master Rice
- K.G.Beans
- Crepes of Nan-Jing
- Honey Glazed Himmler
- Arbeit Macht Fries
- Vichy French Toast
- Pol Pot Roast
Top Ten Nicknames for Chancellor Berdhal
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Chancellor Eleven
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Really Really Boring Man
- The Dessert Fox
- Darth Berdhal
- Polyphemus
- Muffin
- Dollface
- Fingercuffs
- Tex
- Berdy
