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Haas Pavilion
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Dwinelle Psychological Warfare Division
- KGB operatives in the Math Department
- Ninja Warrior ROTC
- Mengile’s Tang Center
- Haas School of Nefarious
Government Projects - Soylent Rib-B-Q’s
- STD research at DG
- Cutting monkey’s eyes open and watching them bleed
- Soda Hall
Tag Archives: top ten
The American Film Institute’s Top Ten Fisting Movies
- Schindler’s Fist
- The Horse Fisterer
- Fist Fucking Nuns on Acid
- Fister Act 2
- Fisting Miss Daisy
- Nell (Director’s Cut)
- Fisting Private Ryan
- Don’t Tell Mom the Babyfister’s Dead
- Gorillas in the Fist
- Stop or My Mom Will Fist
Top Ten Barnyard Religions
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Calfolicism
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Scientology (It’s all horse shit.)
- Hatched Again
- Tridactyl Talon of God
- Moos for Jesus
- Islamb
- Seventh Hay Adventist
- Baa Hai
- Cattle prod-estantism
- Henduism
Top Ten Rejected Frozen Fusion Supplements
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Love
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Nougat
- Pho?
- 100% Pure Funk
- Horchata
- Beef
- Irami Osei-Frimpong
- Eye of newt
- Flava
- Uranium hexaflouride
Top Ten Serbian Video Games
- Tetricide
- 1000-Year Fight
- Dig Dug Mass Graves
- Balkanoid
- Race Invaders
- Ecco the Dolphin
- Global Thermonuclear War
- Super Milosevic Brothers
- Bomberman
- Rad Raper
Top Ten Fascist items found in the DC
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Norma, the DC Manager
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Saddam’s Republican Gardenburgers
- German Chocolate Cake
- The Master Rice
- K.G.Beans
- Crepes of Nan-Jing
- Honey Glazed Himmler
- Arbeit Macht Fries
- Vichy French Toast
- Pol Pot Roast
Top Ten Nicknames for Chancellor Berdhal
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Chancellor Eleven
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Really Really Boring Man
- The Dessert Fox
- Darth Berdhal
- Polyphemus
- Muffin
- Dollface
- Fingercuffs
- Tex
- Berdy
Top Ten Ways to Break an Awkward Silence While on a Date
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Empty your colostomy bag onto the table.
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Talk about any surgery or sores you may have.
- Club a baby harp seal.
- Food fight
- Noogies
- Do your crazy Martin Van Buren impression.
- Limericks
- Tabasco chugging competition
- Table dance
- Casually ask,
Top Ten Reasons $1.10 Chinese Food is Better than $1 Chinese Food
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Colombian MSG
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11% of your purchase goes toward the purchase of $1 Chinese Food.
- Their fortune cookies have dimes in them.
- They never get tired of your “flied lice” jokes.
- Their Kung Pao actually tastes different from sweet ‘n’ sour
Top Ten Sexually Confused Children’s Television Characters
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Wonder if She’s a Woman
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The Ex-Men
- Bananas in Fishnets
- The Thunderqueens
- Mr. McFeely
- Peppermint Patty
- She Man and He-Ra
- Bert and Ernie
- Gaybots
- Transgenders: More than meets the eye
