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Kelly Winer | The Heuristic Squelch

Volume 20- Issue 3

Atom & Eve

Online Dating for the Modern Molecule

January 1, 2011

feature, Kelly Winer

Atom & Eve is the first atomic dating site for atoms by atoms. While other atomic dating sites base their matches on superficial criteria like the number of your valence electrons, our sophisticated matching algorithm takes into account factors you … Read More

Volume 20- Issue 2

UN Responds to Midlife Crisis

October 1, 2010

Kelly Winer, newsflash

A United Nations humanitarian mission has been deployed to rescue the psyche of Berkeley resident Jim Larsen, after a Saturday midlife crisis devastated his sense of self-worth. The disaster, triggered by a long, hard look in the mirror, has caused … Read More