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Harmony Larson | The Heuristic Squelch

Volume 18- Issue 1

Ask Miss Methiquette

August 1, 2008

Brett Hallahan, David Hollingsworth, feature, Harmony Larson

Dear Miss Methiquette,

No matter what I try, my common-law husband always takes more than his fair share of meth. He says that because he’s bigger, he requires more to get high, but according to our police records we both … Read More

Volume 17- Issue 5

Congratulations! You’ve just had sex with me.

April 1, 2008

David Hollingsworth, feature, Harmony Larson

Annnnnnd there.

Wow. I…was…amazing. Did you see me? I was like the champagne of sex-having. I got all up in there. I built a house in there. I joined the PTA in there. That is my home. Your snatch is … Read More