New Poll Reveals Californians Consider Themselves Next Step in Human Evolution

March 1, 2011

A recent poll by the California Department of Mental Health show many Californians believe that they represent the future of man-kind. In fact, more than 30 percent of those polled were surprised by their lack of superhuman powers such as … Read More

Volume 20- Issue 3

Ted “Deathfuker” Quinn’s Finishing School for Men

January 1, 2011

Alan Carrillo, feature

Hello Potential Customer,

I’m Ted “Deathfuker” Quinn, proud owner and operator of Deathfuker’s School for Etiquette and Deportment. We at Deathfuker’s are committed to transforming candy asses into confident and successful citizens through an intensive ten-step program.

Step 1: … Read More

Volume 20- Issue 2

Statue of Liberty Aggressively Remodeled to Reflect Modern American Values

October 1, 2010

Alan Carrillo, newsflash

WASHINGTON–The U.S. House of Representatives passed a bill late last Tuesday that provides 1.3 million dollars towards a renovation of the Statue of Liberty. Reconstruction will center around replacing the iconic tablet held in the statue’s left hand with a … Read More