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Firing of the White House kitchen staff
“Don’t ask, don’t tell”
Vincent Foster
Whitewater
Hillary
Health Care
NAFTA
China
Haiti
Bosnia
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“Tastes great” / “Less filling”
To provide the inspiration for the Franklin Mint(tm) Civil War Chess
So that white men could only exploit women and animals.
The North was feeling rejected.
The devil made us do it.
Oil. (oops, … Read More
…you wanna Minute Man?
…who needs liberty when you’ve got libido?
…wanna get tarred and feathered?
…I’m into life, liberty, and the pursuit of a good piece of ass.
…the British are coming, so why ain’t we?
…you’re suspected for … Read More
Players’ inability to count led them to believe that they were in fact ahead.
Unanimous decision made by players to spend more time on schoolwork.
Team was paid off by Clinton administration so that Arkansas would win.
Death of John … Read More
Slantana
Raw Phish
Too Short (you know, the rapper?)
Pearl Harbor Jam
Sushi and the Banshees
Snoop Doggy Dogg-eater
KimCheecago
Rice-Cube
Screaming Bonsais
Toyota the Wet Sprocket
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A sober woman
Act I/Act II movie theater
The Blue Oyster
Robert Mapplethorpe exhibit
Cesar Chavez rally
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A great photo opportunity
The contents of Al Capone’s vault
Cheese- mounds and mounds of cheese
Dirt and rocks
Dirt
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Fear of angry, hungry urban youth with goatees.
Drivers beaten by aggressive Vegans.
No tips from homeless.
No tips from starving students.
Police escort necessary for home deliveries.
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Interracial marriages between red and yellow dwarves.
Used to work in Crayola(tm) factory before chocolate factory.
They have ingested too many carrots (usually orally, but not always).
What the hell’s an Oompa Loompa?
They eat goldfishes.
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In the stall of any public restroom.
In your sleep.
During any job interview.
Right now (go ahead, don’t be shy).
At the end of a sad movie.
When trying to attract women in a singles’ bar.
When lifting your … Read More
