A recent forum on condemned death row inmate Mumia Abu-Jamal was rocked by the surprise appearance by the boy who refused to grow up, Peter Pan. Pan stood up at the meeting and implored Mumia supporters to drown out the conservative speaker on stage. “If you truly believe in Mumia’s innocence,” the boy exclaimed, “then clap your hands, stomp your feet, and yell out meaningless rhetoric!” Then, as students began to chant, “Free Mumia!”, Pan swung down on a rope to the podium, where he called speaker Dan Flynn a “codfish”, then boarded a flying ship and flew off towards Never Never Land.
