Volume 15- Issue 5 Top Ten Reasons to Grow a Beard February 1, 2006 top ten It’s cold. And you’re a child molester When you were five a razor killed your father Pink chin the pirate sounds too pussy President of the female Viking student association President of the Viking student association Rogaine addiction Your name is John Beard and you’re tired of living a lie It’s worth two units for your philosophy major Prove a point to your girlfriend about shaving Harder to see face on low resolution surveillance video
