Volume 15- Issue 5 Top Ten Homeless Faux Pas February 1, 2006 top ten Playing music for money on your ipod Masturbating in private Spending a day’s worth of change on a six-pack of O’Douls Eating faithful canine companion Dying during winter Touching appropriately Hopping on a moving freight plane Using the needle first Asking for understanding instead of money Using salad fork instead of stabbing knife
